Friday, October 22, 2004

A coffee hour prayer

by Chris Walton

Found at Phil's Little Blog on the Prairie:

Let us pray:

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz: it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™: for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Sleepy Time tea drinkers: thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever.

Perhaps now would be a good time to share some classic irreverent prayers. Add yours in the comments!

Posted by Chris Walton, October 22, 2004 05:16 PM
Comments:

Barbara Preuninger says:

November 1, 2004 11:21 AM | Permalink for this comment

I stole this one from a cartoon:

Now I kneel me down to cast
An electronic vote I pray will last
And if the election should be in doubt,
I pray this machine my vote will count.