Wednesday, May 14, 2003
World ends tomorrow!
Exciting news from Japan: According to the Pana Wave Laboratory — what a great cult name! — the earth's magnetic poles will suddenly reverse tomorrow, causing "cataclysmic earthquakes." But have no fear. A bearded seal named Tama-chan will save us. Or, if not, the Pana Wave folks — dressed in white — will retreat into their geodesic domes for safety while the rest of us perish. Don't you just love marginal Japanese religious movements?
Copyright © 2003 by Philocrites | Posted 14 May 2003 at 8:40 AM